Why do I always feel like my phone is judging me? I'm just sitting here, minding my own business, and suddenly it buzzes with a notification: "You've only taken 13 steps today. Did you forget how to walk?" Listen, phone, I didn't sign up for a fitness critique. I'm just trying to live my life, one potato chip at a time. Besides, my couch and I have a very committed relationship... it's a long-distance run kind of relationship.