🤔 So, like, imagine Trump governing from a golf cart, right? 😂 Every morning starts with a national address from the 9th hole. "Today, folks, we're gonna make par great again!" ⛳️ Instead of Air Force One, he's just got a souped-up golf cart with a presidential seal slapped on the front. 🏌️‍♂️💨 Cabinet meetings held at the clubhouse, where every policy is decided with a game of rock-paper-scissors. 🤷‍♂️🇺🇸 The new "Oval Office" is just a fancy sand trap and instead of debates, we get Twitter roast battles. 🎤🔥 Forget the State of the Union, it's now the "State of the Fairway" address. Who needs a wall when you can just build a giant sand trap along the border? 😂🏖️ 