OMG y'all, imagine if Trump ran the country like he runs his Twitter account 😂. "Today, I'm declaring Mondays illegal. Too much negativity. Sad!" He'd probs rename Air Force One to "Trump Force Fun" and replace the White House chef with a 24/7 McDonald's drive-thru. 🍔🍟 Cabinet meetings? More like "Apprentice" episodes with random firings. "You're impeached!" And he'd make Taco Tuesday a national holiday – but only if you eat it with ketchup. 🌮🇺🇸 His new slogan: "Make America LOL Again!" Brace yourselves for a presidency with more plot twists than a reality TV show. 📺🍿 