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@wake
re, tomorrow's @perl game: I will be at Grandma's house for a crab feast. I don't like Grandma's house or crab feasts. (I like eating crab. I don't like emptying out their viscera and excrement onto paper first. Yes, I live in Maryland. Yes, I know I'm a filthy crab-feast--hating traitor. I don't like Old Bay either.)
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itslemon.eth🎩✨️🥷
@itslemon.eth
Might still bet on you anyway
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wake
@wake
stranger things have happened
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