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I will never get over the fact that there was a board game based on the "Alien" movie that was rated for "ages 7 and up".

sorry don't you mean "Not Alien: The Game"?

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sorry don't you mean "Not Alien: The Game"?
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/167355/nemesis

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At least that one you're not supposed to play until you're 12.