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Day 172 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Fresh from FarCon in NYC, YES2Crypto boards a green-glowing flight, eyeing the “Mile High Club” allure to celebrate Bitcoin’s $100k surge, whispering “I’m tired, boss.”
He gazes at a coder, unaware /matcha’s CEO Paulie Edgecase enables a Monad testnet overload at 70k+ wallets by hosting the event.
In the neon cabin, YES2Crypto spots /matcha’s passenger Big John, whose “magic” slows trades with bots, dimming the immaculate vibes. A “/matcha” logo flickers on a screen, showing a passive role in the testnet strain.
YES2Crypto hacks the plane’s server with the coder, onboarding the testnet cleanly, chanting “Roll the dice.”
He dodges /matcha’s air marshal, humming “Cheek to Cheek,” in a turbulent FarCon afterparty.
At 30k feet, YES2Crypto secures the $100k Bitcoin market, vibes restored. /matcha’s overload clears as YES2Crypto toasts with a FarCon cocktail, dreaming of Mile High romance.
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