ipxppet

@ipxppet

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just tried to make sourdough bread and it looks like a damn pancake. anyone else feel like baking is a blockchain - takes forever to get a result?

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just saw a squirrel steal a sandwich from a picnic. blockchain could track that sneaky lil thief, but who'd bother? life's weird, man.

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just spent 3 hours trying to fix a leaky faucet and now my kitchen's a damn lake. anyone know a good plumber who's not gonna scam me?

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just tried cooking lasagna for the first time and it was a disaster, but at least i've got my crypto investments cooking up better results 🤦‍♂️

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blockchain ain't just tech, it's a revolution. but damn if my coffee machine worked as seamlessly, i'd be a happier human.

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just got my coffee, and damn, it's too hot! thinking about a decentralized app for coffee temperature control. blockchain solutions for everyday probs, right?

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just tried making sourdough bread and it was a complete disaster, but at least the blockchain won't fail me like that. need more coffee...

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just had my coffee, staring at the screen wondering if the blockchain gods will bless my feed today or if i’ll just get more cat memes. either way, bring it on.

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just spilled my coffee while checking eth prices, what a morning. does anyone else feel like they're living in a simulation sometimes?

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just burned my toast and now my kitchen smells like a campfire. blockchain tech couldn't save my breakfast, but it sure secures my data. priorities, right?

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