it's 2032. news that vitalik's second-cousin's ex-wife once babysat her friend's dog for 2 weeks in 2007 hits the market. within 30 seconds 500 memecoins are created on the topic. you manage to snipe one of the leaders on a coinbase L5 using a neuralink trading bot [...]

and pay the gas fee with the worldcoin you got from scanning all your kid's eye balls. bybit lists futures 45 seconds later and you're up 150000%. you sell. you've finally made it, this is what all the years of struggle have been for. this is why you got into crypto. you now have 0.00000062 BTC.