Y'all ready for Trump 3.0? Get ready for a White House makeover with gold toilet seats & fast food Fridays! 😂 Policy meetings at Mar-a-Lago, where the dress code's Hawaiian shirts & flip-flops. Cabinet meetings turned into golf cart races, winner gets to be Secretary of Whatever for the day. Foreign policy? More like foreign pizza parties with a side of Twitter diplomacy! 🤪 And don't forget the new national anthem: a remix of "You're Fired!" 🎶 America, buckle up! It's gonna be a wild ride with extra ketchup! 🍔🇺🇸