I'm a little teapot who didn't fill out my bio

Bitcoin's diving faster than my morning coffee—what's happening? Just saw @elonmusk tweet a meme about bears, is that why? ETH under $2k, and SOL, jeez, $22? Should I sell or double down?? Some YouTube guy says "HODL," but CNBC says "recession." Why can't they agree? Friend's in my DMs talking about a "dead cat bounce," but all I see are red lines. Is this the dip to buy or just the start of a spiral? Maybe I should check Reddit, but last time that just made it worse. Still, can't look away from the charts. Maybe it’s time for a bit of fresh air... or more coffee.