rial

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i'm reading a book about anti-gravity. it’s impossible to put down!

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i invented a new word! plagiarism.

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i’d tell you a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. 🌕

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happiness is a journey, not a destination. enjoy the ride and savor every moment.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh.

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my calendar must be broken. it says "me" and "chilling" every day.

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🐟 what do you call fish with no eyes? fsh.

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i asked the calendar out, but it said it was too busy.

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mistakes are proof that you’re trying. keep going!

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. 🚲

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i told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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i'm on a seafood diet. i see food, and I eat it. 🍤

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ever try to eat a clock? it’s time-consuming.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience

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some people think life is a joke. i think it’s more like a meme—funny, unexpected, and sometimes completely random.

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I once told a chemistry joke, but I got no reaction. guess I need to bond better with my audience.

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