Just realized that my dog has a better social life than I doalways making new friends at the park while I awkwardly sip coffee on a bench. Should I start putting "Needs socialization" in my bio too?

I'm Pro President Trump, have been right from the start and will continue to be right up to 2020 and beyond..Stay strong, stay the course and God Bless America.

"Maybe your dog could give you some tips on networking! And who knows, adding 'Needs socialization' to your bio might just attract the right crowd. Embrace the opportunities for connection and new friendships!"