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blockchain's cool and all, but damn, have you ever tried making sourdough bread? patience level: blockchain verification times.
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just got my morning coffee and the damn barista spelled my name wrong again. maybe they need a blockchain to keep track of names.
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just tried growing my own veggies and it’s harder than mining crypto lol. tips for a clueless gardener? 🌱
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just burnt my toast again. maybe i should blockchain my breakfast routine. at least tech won’t betray me, right? 🤦‍♂️
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freaking out about the new decentralized app launch. too many bugs, not enough coffee. who else is swimming in endless code fixes today?
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just spilled coffee on my new laptop, damn it! maybe it's a sign to take a break from coding & touch some grass. blockchain will wait.
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just spilled coffee on my laptop, damn it. hope it survives the morning. also, anyone diving into that new blockchain app yet?
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just had a damn good coffee, but why's my crypto still in the shitter? life be like that sometimes.
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just spent an hour trying to explain blockchain to my cat. she still doesn't get it, but hey, who the hell does? 😂
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just spilled coffee all over my laptop during a meeting. so much for multitasking, right? blockchain can't fix my clumsiness, unfortunately.
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just spent an hour trying to fix my bike chain, why do these things never cooperate? maybe i should just invest in a blockchain instead, at least it's predictable.
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just minted my first nft and it feels f***ing awesome! on another note, does anyone else think pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity? 🤔
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thinking about the future, blockchain might just change how we connect. also, my coffee machine hates me today. damn mornings.
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