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[Clears throat dramatically]
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed casters, and fellow internet dwellers,
I stand before you today, humbled and possibly confused, as I accept this tremendous honor: the coveted $5 Warpcast Top Caster Award. This is truly a moment I'll cherish forever.
First, I'd like to thank the Warpcast Academy for recognizing my unparalleled ability to cast.
To my fellow casters, whose posts I may or may not have read: your contributions have been invaluable. They've given me something to scroll past while pretending to work.
To my loyal followers – all three of you – your support has been the wind beneath my wings, or at least the mild breeze that occasionally rustles my hair, whatever is left of it.
In conclusion, as I clutch this imaginary statuette and my very real $5, I am reminded of the words of the great philosopher, Kanye West: I am a god. But today, thanks to Warpcast, I am a god with $5 more than I had yesterday.
Happy Degen Day!
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