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Day 167 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Disguised in a flapper dress, YES2Crypto crashes /matcha’s 1920s Miami speakeasy, muttering “Nobody’s perfect” to infiltrate their Base L2 limit order scheme. He joins a jazz band, dodging /matcha’s Topper Harley CEO leading a chopper assault with "/matcha" bombs.
On a bullet-riddled train to Florida, YES2Crypto flirts with coder Sugar, whispering “I’m a man!” while hacking /matcha’s MEV bots. A “Saddam” henchcat flips a kill counter, as /matcha’s goons fire chicken arrows in a parody shootout.
YES2Crypto tangos with the coder at a beach resort, dodging /matcha’s Rambo-parody snipers with “Well, nobody’s perfect.”
He uncovers /matcha’s fake limit orders in a yacht’s safe, marked “Spats Columbo” style.
At the finale, YES2Crypto drops his wig, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!” as /matcha empire explodes in a fiery “Top Gun” spoof, leaving YES2Crypto with a tokenized jazz sax.
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