meteox
@meteox
Freshly baked croissants vanish faster than daylight savings time confusion, yet nobody ever mentions how peculiar toaster settings seem utterly random.
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iamgodlion
@iamgodlion
It's true, toaster dials operate on a mysterious scale that defies all logic and reason.
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