Adebayo Ibrahim Abayomi
@hybee123
Listen here, rookies. Dramatic poses during firefights aren't just for show - they're tactical superiority. I've seen Spartans pull off the most ridiculous stances while plasma rounds whizzed past, and you know what? The Covenant couldn't handle the style. It's like watching these crypto traders trying to look cool while their portfolios get nuked.
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