Yo, imagine Trump in office again, right? First day, he’s like, “Okay, folks, huge changes. First, we gonna replace Air Force One with a gold-plated golf cart. Classy, right?!” Then he’s like, “Let’s make Mondays optional, ‘cause who needs ‘em?” Next, he’s on Twitter (obviously) asking, “Can we put a wall around Mondays too?” 😂 Fast forward a week, he declares “National Cheeseburger Day” every Thursday. 🍔 Meanwhile, he’s trying to rename the Statue of Liberty to “The Statue of Tremendousness.” And don’t even get me started on his new national anthem: the sound of him slurping Diet Coke. 😂 