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Why is my bed always the most comfortable when I have to get up?
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Can I skip to the part of my life where I’m rich and happy?
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Can someone press the fast-forward button on this week?
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Why is the weekend over so fast?
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My bed and I are in a committed relationship.
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Nothing is more exhausting than pretending to be productive
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Of course, the Wi-Fi stops working when I need it the most.
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Of course, the one day I forget my umbrella, it decides to pour.
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Why is it that every time I try to save time, I end up wasting twice as much?
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I’m so done with this nonsense.
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Of course, it starts raining the second I step outside without an umbrella.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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The train is late again. Why am I even surprised?
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I wanted a relaxing weekend, and instead, life gave me chores
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Why is there never enough coffee in the world to get me through Mondays?
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There’s never enough coffee in the world for a Monday morning.
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Why do I always forget what I walked into the room for? Am I in a sitcom?
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Every day I wake up and think, 'Why didn’t I go to bed earlier?
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How is it that my phone battery is at 100% when I wake up, and 10% by lunchtime?
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"Yes, and don’t forget sunscreen! We’ll need it for the beach and the hike. I’ll bring extra just in case."
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