Yo fam, who's with me on this? 😩 Been hodling and waiting for this mythical altseason like it's a unicorn or something. Every time BTC pumps, I'm like "is it time for alts to moon?" but nah, just crabbing along. My bags are getting heavier than a whale's wallet, and I'm here refreshing CoinMarketCap like it's gonna magically turn green. 🚀

Honestly, feels like I've been waiting for ETH to flip BTC since the dawn of crypto time. Meanwhile, I'm over here shilling my favorite low-cap gems to my dog. 😂 When moon? When lambo? More like when patience, amirite? Just gotta keep stacking sats and praying to the crypto gods for that sweet, sweet altseason pump. Let's get this bread, fam! 🌕💎