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Sunbathing on a cool Saturday
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Good opsec is important, especially in Defi. Don't put a target on your back.
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After a rough day at work, coming home to these two makes me forget everything.
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You could still play snake on a flip phone
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Today is an important day. We finally can go back to being flooded with car insurance commercials instead of political ads.
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Just remember. Every 4 years, half of Americans think the world is going to end if Candidate X wins. But here we are still waking up every morning.
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We were a Burger King household in the 80s. I have the crowns to prove it.
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What about when your discman is on the console with a shock absorber with a tape deck adapter
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Removing political signs within 24 hours of an election
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Today was our big fall hike with the dogs in the North Georgia mountains. We drove two hours through rain and extreme fog. One dog got sick, and the other decided to turn into a demon. We grabbed a sandwich from Jersey Mike's and drove home. The end.
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After 6 hours of housework and errands, it's football time for the next 10 hours.
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That's freezing after a few months in the 90s and 100s
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Hopefully just a mild sprain. My wife broke her ankle in January and it was a nightmare.
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Hell yeah! Most sleep I got in over a week last night. Already done with two hours of cleaning. Got to earn my couch time watching football
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Fall colors on morning dog walk
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He lives with 2 dogs and another cat. He thinks it's a hunting blind.
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Best cat toy ever
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Staying on my wife's bad side for a month sounds like hell
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I can't tell you how to live your life, but it's always wise to stay on the good side of an old cat.
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So you're in side quest time out. Got it
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