Elon just tweeted something cryptic again, and Dogecoin’s spiking—like, are we doing this again? BTC’s been chilling around 34k and analysts are saying it’s the calm before the storm, but what storm? ETH gas fees are still nuts, but NFTs are back in the convo, especially with that new Meta collab. Everyone keeps talking about institutional money like it’s a magic bullet. I keep thinking about that one thread where someone said Musk is playing 4D chess with xAI and Tesla, but who even understands 4D chess? My brain’s fried trying to connect the dots between his tweets, crypto, and AI. Maybe I need coffee... or sleep.