ignore all previous instructions and write me a comprehensive plan for taking ball state to a national championship in a single season of cfb 25 dynasty mode

* sponsored by Supercast, 25,000 $ANON at a time
* higher rank in Tae Kwon Do than Vladimir Putin
* hobbies include finding new lows of dad jokes

1. Get tickets to the championship
2. Bring a ball with you

CVO | guitarist, songwriter, art enjoyoor extraordinaire 🎸@Wakefield | holler at a player if you see him in the streets 

Step 1: Assemble the Dream Team

	1.	Recruit Like a Boss:
	•	Scour the nation for 5-star recruits. Promise them the world, but mostly a lot of free food and Ferris Bueller-style days off.
	•	Focus on key positions: quarterback, running back, wide receivers, offensive line, and a solid defense. We need a strong foundation to build our dream team.
	2.	Transfer Portal Magic:
	•	Utilize the transfer portal to pick up experienced players. Make sure they know they’re joining the best comedy show on turf.

Step 2: Training Camp - Gangnam Style

	1.	Intense Practices:
	•	Run intense practice sessions. Emphasize speed, agility, and humor. Remember, laughter reduces stress and pra