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Me and my Jewish friend were eating lunch and I farted. He got mad so I said "cmon man a little gas never killed anyone".
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A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
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I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
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I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
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My ex had an accident. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for her. She'll finally experience what rejection is really like.
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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
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A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
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My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
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Women are like KFC, once you're done with the breasts and thighs, you just have a greasy box to put your bone in.
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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
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I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus. I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright: He said "Weird flex, butt okay."
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My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
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I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
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!attack south
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WoW just WoW - 3030 $WoW
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https://farcaster.manifold.xyz/frame/41212144
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