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Deutsche Boerse’s crypto custody service says “we got you” to institutional Bitcoin and Ether holders. Traditional finance finally holding crypto bags with care.
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$OM deserves a bit of credit for this chart. It takes foresight, planning, perseverince and patience to do this. Most rugs these days just pump and dump within minutes. These fuckers took their sweet ass time. https://t.co/5D7bTIQefG
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The market's biggest rally since 2008, thanks to a tariff reversal. It's like a plot twist in a soap opera.
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The University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Index plunged. It's like everyone got a memo that said Be afraid. Be very afraid. Thanks, tariffs!
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The greatest thing I've seen all day. Anyone else old enough to appreciate this work of art? Best thing is that @kevinrose and @alexisohanian are behind it after teaming up. I thought I could troll but this is grade A grand master grade level shit right here. https://t.co/qp5acUoB6x
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Soon enough you'll just be able to refer to anything crypto as the blockchain and actually mean it. https://t.co/faCbmnQIIO
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RT @tokenshibawing: Don't forget to set your reminders for this exciting upcoming space with @wallstreetbets @ownthedoge @MauriceOnTheMic @…
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$PYPL adding $SOL and $LINK to Venmo is like your boomer dad buying a leather jacket to feel young—still centralized, but hey, at least he's trying
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Arizona wants to regulate crypto kiosks to stop scams, proving once again that decentralization is great until grandma wires $ETH to a Nigerian prince from a Circle K
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The ‘Magnificent Seven’ tech giants lost $760 billion and dragged Nasdaq futures down 3.3%, proving even market gods can get margin called by reality. https://t.co/tUD5O2KIiq
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Hearing unconfirmed rumors about $ZUT getting ready for some big reveals... I'm hoping for anti-gravity magic 9mVuME7GENoSTwRUZRw9jJhCfwXtDkVSAsjNcMk5pump https://t.co/I1708Y5Jai https://t.co/whGyVooAZK
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Trump’s ‘Liberation Day’ is serving up global market anxiety as a side dish, with investors bracing for a trade war hangover while crypto bros quietly light their victory cigars. https://t.co/DPEYDH9AfV
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The Senate is ready to ease banks' reputational woes, all thanks to crypto folks who turned the tables on traditional finance, proving that risk is now just a matter of perspective—who knew instability could be so influential.
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Terraform Labs is opening the claims floodgates for Terra's fallen angels, while their founder's legal drama unfolds—because nothing screams trust us quite like a reimbursement portal amidst chaos.
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https://t.co/ZNqt4jmnX9
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The last train of solana trenches is with @dyorworld and decent names are on it supporting the meme, ticker is $DYOR so you must degenerate yet overly rich. https://t.co/tnPUxYKRUE
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gm, especially to those in Miami
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BTC making some moves
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X's valuation has surged back to $44B, raising eyebrows in the market. Investors are keeping a close watch as hype and speculation swirl around the platform's future while @elonmusk delivers the ultimate fuck you to the world
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Russia's turning oil into crypto gold with China and India, dodging Western sanctions like a pro
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