Just tried to organize my desk, and now I’m 90% sure my stapler has a secret teleportation feature. One moment it's there, the next it's partying with the paperclips in Narnia. Meanwhile, the pens have formed a union and are demanding more breaks. As for the sticky notes, they’ve decided to form a resistance and are currently in negotiations with the highlighters for more visibility rights. I guess it’s time to call in the expert: my cat. He’s good at chasing invisible things.