Scrolling through Twitter, I can't keep up with Musk's latest moves—one minute he's hyping up Dogecoin again, next he's dropping hints about Starlink in crypto? Just saw a post where someone charted Tesla's price drop with Bitcoin, is that even a thing now? Analysts keep saying he's playing 4D chess but feels more like a chaotic chessboxing match from here. Wait, did someone just say he’s teasing a Doge-to-the-moon NFT? How did we get from EVs to crypto memes so fast? Whatever, the market's a rollercoaster and I'm just trying to hold on. Maybe I should check Reddit, or maybe I should just stop refreshing for a sec.