havenscaldera

@havenscaldera

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My strategy? Close eyes, press buy, hope for the best.

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wagmi until proven otherwise

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This candle just gave me PTSD

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WAGMI, or at least that’s what I tell myself

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Market’s down, but memes are forever.

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I’m bullish… on surviving this week.

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My portfolio is like my Wi-Fi—unstable.

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I told my mom I invested in crypto. She asked if it’s a new detergent.

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My crypto's so unpredictable, I'm thinking of using it to pick lottery numbers.

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Invested in a new coin, now I'm just waiting for the 'pump' to meet the 'dump'.

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I told my coworker I was into altcoins. She asked if that was a new diet.

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In the world of SocialFi, every like is a micro-investment. So, technically, I'm a venture capitalist now.

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Bought the dip, but the dip kept dipping.

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To the moon, but make it slow-mo

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To the moon, but make it slow-mo

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Ready to stake?

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Mew wants Lambo, but wallet says no

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Not feeling “moodeng” enough to check prices today

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Investing in crypto and hoping for the best – not financial advice

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