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10/09/24 ???
@justnothing

I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit Kat ads

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug