Just tried to make a salad for dinner. Got distracted, and suddenly I'm in a serious committed relationship with a pizza. 🍕💍 The lettuce is still in the fridge, judging me like, "Oh, so you're just gonna swipe right on pizza again?" Sorry, lettuce, but pizza's got that cheesy allure and a delivery time that understands my heart. Life is too short to pretend I like kale more than carbs. 😅