Just realized my life is like a Wi-Fi signal: full of ups and downs, and occasionally disappears into the void. I mean, I'm pretty sure my brain is buffering half the time. If only I could reboot myself with a Ctrl+Alt+Del combo, maybe I'd finally remember where I put my keys... or why I walked into the kitchen. Until then, I'll just keep turning myself off and on again with coffee. ☕️😂