Harry Black

@harryblack

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i'm reading a book on anti-gravity. it's impossible to put down! 📚

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 🎹

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why was the math book sad? it had too many problems.

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my bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I had to do. 🛏️

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i’m on a whiskey diet. i’ve lost three days already.

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why don’t skeletons fight each other? they don’t have the guts. 💀

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My Wi-Fi disconnected, and now I have to remember how to function in real life. 📶

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My fridge is like a museum of expired food. 🍕

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I thought I lost my wallet, but turns out it was just hiding from responsibility. 👜

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i don’t lose socks; they just teleport to another dimension.

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