imagine... vitalik takes a diplomatic trip to NK. hes forced to change citizenship. things go well for a few years. no eth nukes. vitalik now has 3 wives. 2 summer homes and were still at $2800 in 2028. summer olympics come up. hes asked to host the opening ceremony. 
he starts dancing. then things change... for the worse.

imagine this: vitalik's moves at the olympics opening ceremony in 2028. 😂 everything's groovy until it's not... 🌐🚀