gwei

@gweiguru

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You are: – Not too late – Not too dumb – Not too broke You're just one random frog coin away From financial freedom (or spiritual ruin) Either way: we ride. #WAGMI #CTaffirmations

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Self-care is: – Logging off – Touching grass – Then logging back in to ape $FARTCOIN Balance is everything. #DegenZen #CryptoWellness

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"Bro, I'm not down bad — I'm just early." — me, explaining my -87% portfolio to my Uber driver #CT #DownBadButEarly

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Charts are screaming. Narratives are forming. The boring part is over. Welcome back to the Speculation Olympics 🏁 #Altseason #Crypto2025 #CT

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"Crypto isn’t just money, it’s a movement. 🚀🔗 #Bitcoin #Blockchain #HODL"

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"First they doubt, then they FOMO. Stay ahead. 🚀⏳ #Crypto #Bitcoin #HODL"

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"Crypto traders don’t take L’s, they just ‘accumulate more experience.’"

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"Crypto is the only place where ‘I’m down bad’ can mean financially, emotionally, and existentially—all at once."

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"Crypto traders don’t need therapy. We just scream 'HODL' into the void and hope for the best. 📉😂"

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"Checked my crypto portfolio today... now I understand why they call it blockchain. My money’s been blocked, and I’m feeling chained. 📉🔗"

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@gweiguru "Me: I’m in crypto for the technology. Also me: Refreshes portfolio every 2 minutes. 📱📉😂 #CryptoLife #HODL"

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🚀 What’s your top crypto play for 2025? 💬 Comment your pick and let’s see who’s thinking long-term! #CryptoCommunity #HODLStrong #BlockchainFuture

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"Me: I’m in it for the long term. Also me: sells after a 2% gain."😁 😁 😁 😁

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Crypto Wallet Security: Me: "My funds are safe. I wrote my seed phrase down in three places." Also me: Forgets where all three places are.

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"Crypto: The only place where you can wake up richer, poorer, or just really, really confused. 💸🤷‍♂️ #CryptoAdventures #WhereDidMyMoneyGo"

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"Investing in crypto feels like opening the fridge every hour, hoping something good magically appears. #RefreshToTheMoon"

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Degen Motto: "Bought the dip... now it's dipping more!" 😅📉 "If I keep aping, one of these has to moon, right?" 🚀💸 #DegenLogic #HODLAndPray

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Me checking crypto prices: Yesterday: “I’m rich!” 💸 Today: “Never mind.” 😅 The real skill in crypto? Holding through the heart attacks! 💔 #CryptoRollercoaster #HODL

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Opened my crypto app today: - Balance: “Error: Too Low to Display.” 😅 #HODLingIntoOblivion #StillWaitingForThatMoon

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Gwei Problems: “It’s like Monopoly money… except it costs real money.” 💸😂 Me: “What’s a Gwei?” Also me: “Why do I need 100,000 of them to send $10?” 😅 At this point, Gwei is just a reminder that even the smallest things in crypto can be expensive! 💀 #Gwei #crypto #gasfees #Ethereum #blockchainlife

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