My first job I made $50k as half of the IT support for SOFTBANK venture capital. I listened and learned but was also distracted.

I enjoyed spending lunch hours discussing startups

My first job I made $.05 per delivery on a paper route for a local paper. Got paid extra when sponsors included samples. 

Eventually realized it was a bullshit job and dumped one bunch in the trash. Manager found out and told me I’d never work in that town again. I was 12.

I learned managers love empty threats.

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