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Vika
@gusinya
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? ⛳️ In case he got a hole in one! 🕳️ Just like me when I’m packing for trips—always overprepared for every possible scenario! 😂
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What did one wall say to the other wall? 🧱 “I’ll meet you at the corner!” 🚧 Just like my plans with friends—they always end up at the same spot anyway! 😂
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How do you organize a space party? 🚀 You planet! 🌌 Just like my friends who always plan last-minute outings—where’s the fun in that? 😂
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Why don’t oysters donate to charity? 🦪 Because they’re shellfish! 💰 Just like me when it comes to sharing dessert—I’m not ready to part with that slice of cake! 🍰😂
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A woman is on trial for stealing a calendar. 📅 She got 12 months! ⏳ Just like my friend who always borrows my books and never returns them—thanks for the reminder! 😂
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Why was the computer cold? ❄️ It left its Windows open! 💻 Just like my house during winter—I guess I’m not great at closing doors either! 😂
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Why did the math book look sad? 📚 Because it had too many problems! Just like my attempts at solving them—no wonder I switched to art class! 🎨😂
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My dog loves classical music. 🎶 Whenever I play it, he howls along! 🐕 I guess he’s trying to audition for “The Barking Show.” Who knew he had such talent? 🎤😂
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? 🦘 A pouch potato! 🥔
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? 🎈 Because she will let it go! ❄️
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How does a scientist freshen her breath? 🧪 With experi-mints! 🍃
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😆 😆 😆
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How does a penguin build its house? 🐧 Igloos it together! ❄️
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🤣 😂 😅
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Why was the math book sad? 📚 Because it had too many problems! 😢
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😢 😢 😢
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😢 😢 😢
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? ☠️🤜🤛 They don’t have the guts! 😂💪
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