Memes

gm . Busty college girl fully explains Theory of Relativity 😌

Six essential qualities that are the key to success: Sincerity, personal integrity, humility, courtesy, wisdom, charity.

IMPORTANT CALL-TO-ACTION incoming. 

This is my bad news from last week. I wasn’t able to share it publicly until now:

I’m no longer with OrbisDB 💔

🚨If you could be a doll and do me the biggest favor by RT/QTing this on X + like + comment + bookmark, it could actually help me find a full time job, potentially freeing up a slot in the top 10 for you! ⭐️

I have so much love for the Farcaster community and the Merkle team for providing me with both emotional and financial support throughout this difficult time! Seriously: I am ineligible to receive unemployment benefits so the Farcaster rewards are coming in super clutch. 

Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine! 
I just really need a job! 🙏

groupies

babe, are you okay?
you barely touched your $GDUPI curry.

Screens

Day 110 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

**Guess the Movie**

In a dystopian DeFi landscape, YES2Crypto, a rogue liquidity mercenary, awakens to harsh truth: /matcha's “limitless swaps” are an illusion. A shadowy meme-lord (Morpheus) offers a red token: “Swallow this, and I’ll show you how deep the liquidity rabbit hole goes.”

The duo battles /matcha's Agent Bots - relentless MEV enforcers programmed to delete “limit order” mentions from blockchain’s core protocol. In a dojo simulation, YES2Crypto learns to bend slippage curves like spoons: “There is no spread.”

Yes2Crypto reprograms his reflexes to see “the chart.” 

As pools collapse and arbitrageurs flee, YES2Crypto faces the Architect in a final duel, bullet-time dodging FUD artillery. With liquidity draining, he broadcasts a rallying cry: “What I’m telling you, degens… is that when you’re ready, you won’t HAVE to wait for limit orders on Base.”

rain 5110 $DEGEN
- guess the move
- mint optional

How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.

Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul.

Snapchain testnet went live at 4pm today. 

Over 20,000 blocks have been produced already with a million messages processed. This is real data from mainnet that is mirrored over to test Snapchain's integrity.

"VC is intellectualized gambling whose whole business model is based on the act of trying to convince you that they are smarter than you"

brypto

to those who think it’s not nice to make jokes about degens who lost their life savings on doing levered bets on cat inside bread – it is maybe not nice, but you are in a most insane casino ever created, grow up
https://x.com/EvgenyGaevoy/status/1886254966584512970

Allow the world to live as it chooses, and allow yourself to live as you choose.

Life is a process. We are a process. The universe is a process.

gumshoe

@gumshoe