Just tried to make a sandwich and somehow ended up with a gourmet salad, a pile of crumbs, and a kitchen that looks like a food tornado hit. At this point, I’m convinced my bread slices are having a secret affair with gravity. I’m not saying my culinary skills are questionable, but even my toaster is starting to give me side-eye. On the bright side, at least I’ve mastered the art of making my smoke alarm a part of every meal. Bon appétit, fellow kitchen warriors! 🥪🚨