Scrolling through the crypto madness and it's like watching paint dry—sideways for days, weeks? ETH still chilling around $1.6k, BTC not budging from $27k. 😴 Meanwhile, everyone’s hyped about the ETF rumors, but is it just noise? Saw a tweet claiming alt season is coming, but like, when? Or is it all just a FOMO trap? Then there's the whole SEC drama, feels like a soap opera. Sometimes I wonder if the real action's happening in the memes. 😂 Anyway, just saw a cat gif and forgot what I was saying...