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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
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If you think I’m one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you’re wrong. I’m invariably ill-tempered in the early morning.
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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
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Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden.
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Just imagine the silence in the world, if people talked only what they knew.
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No thief, however skillful, can rob one of knowledge, and that is why knowledge is the best and safest treasure to acquire.
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There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
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