cryptodickbutts

your excellency @vitalik.eth,

it is with the utmost respect and admiration that we extend to you a distinguished invitation to join the esteemed ranks of the prestigious /cryptodickbutts channel.

recognizing you as a connoisseur of fine art and a great admirer of culture and mathematics, we are confident that your presence would greatly enrich our venerable community.

we earnestly beseech you to kindly accept this invitation and honor us with your esteemed membership.

with the highest regards and sincere hopes for your favorable consideration.

very well written, he will surely accept.