wake
@wake.eth
Awhile back I ate so much watermelon and watermelon seeds I had to be hospitalized.
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Watermelon seeds found a fertile soil in you? WaterWake? WakerMelon?
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wake
@wake.eth
they, uh, didn't stay inside for long enough. but yeah, my guts are great for gardening.
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Bro is a natural fertilizerπ No seriously though, never heard of something like thisπ€π» I mean wen I was little, I always ate too many strawberries and became all red and hitchy everytimeπ
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wake
@wake.eth
thankfully no allergies -- just an upsetting amount of non-digestible fiber.
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Glitch Witch π²
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The seeds also have cyanide in them
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wake
@wake.eth
apple seeds too, iirc
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Glitch Witch π²
@glitchwitch.eth
I think you're right, botany was never really my thing (I'm a biochemist) but damn if plants don't want us eating their seeds lol
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wake
@wake.eth
but what if i poop in the forest?
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