>be me  
>corporate wagie, 7:30-5 grind  
>get annual cost of living raise  
>3% bump, ok, not bad  
>check new property tax bill  
>up 15% this year, thanks government-chan  
>do math like a retard  
>raise covers maybe 20% of the hike  
>still broke
>Oh well, I just can’t dca as much btc
>back to ramen and peanut butter sandwiches 
>mfw inflation owns me

Or 

>be me
>corporate desk goblin, 7:30–5 soul siphon
>annual “cost of living” raise hits
>+3%, wow such generosity, very survival
>open property tax bill
>+15%, government hits me with the uno reverse
>do math like a potato with a concussion
>realize raise covers roughly the cost of a Costco hot dog
>inflation suplexes my wallet
guess I’m DCA’ing in satoshis now, not sats
meal prep = ramen, peanut butter, and despair

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