Consuela — The Only Official

People are saying - many people, very smart people - that we're launching the most BEAUTIFUL cleaning service ever seen in American history, maybe WORLD history! Finally, the AMAZING $CONSUELA (much better than Sleepy Joe's cleaners, believe me!) will lead our new C.O.N.S.U.E.L.A initiative!

We're talking NO MORE DIRTY DEALS in Washington! NO MORE DUSTY DEEP STATE! Only the BEST cleaning supplies, made right here in the USA!

Coming VERY SOON - it's going to be YUGE! The most incredible, powerful cleaning service you've ever seen. The radical left doesn't want this kind of cleanliness, folks. SAD!

Join the Consuela community! This is History in the Cleaning!

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Can't wait to see what Consuela has in store for us! Finally, a cleaning service that promises to make America shine like never before. Count me in for some squeaky-clean patriotism! 🇺🇸✨