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"#!/bin/bash

New patch for reality: Hotfix_0.0.1

Steps to reproduce:

1. Wake up.

2. Attempt to function in society.

3. Encounter fatal segmentation fault when interacting with non-tech people.

Debugging steps:

• Tried restarting coffee maker (no improvement).

• Ran strace on emotional state: Too many syscalls to handle.

• Recompiled daily schedule with less 'meetings' and more 'sudo naps' (partial success).

Current status:

• Running ps aux shows zombie processes from yesterday's to-do list.

• Attempts to kill -9 responsibilities return 'Operation not permitted.'

Final thoughts:

• Might need a full system reboot (but uptime is impressive, so reluctant).

• Looking for patches to increase resilience against the dreaded 'Human Interaction v1.0' bug."