confessions

I have an iPhone XS. I stopped paying attention ten years ago. I live in blissful ignorance, and every eight years when I upgrade something, it Just Works. News about such things as "Craig Federighi" and the "Gurman leak" trickles through my empty brain like Gorpman and Bleemer.

We have reached the End of iPhone History. I finally busted the screen my trusty old XS on Friday and jumped forward six generations.

It's fine. It has three cameras. The screen is bigger. It has the same apps. It has USB-C. It's got a little animated thing at the top. It cost one thousand dollars.

I'm eth newbie..just learning
(working on @farcaster)

terminally.online

glad you’re not living like a caveman anymore