confessions

I don't measure my laundry detergent. 

I just pour it in.

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Father of two, jiu jitsu blue belt, work in progress husband. Milkman @ /milk

Dang my wife was stuck between the doors of the elevator with my best friend just last week. 

She's always getting stuck in things, oh how she moans. Poor thing.

I never got a venereal disease from mismanaging laundry detergent tho.

Then again, I've never discovered my wife or lover trapped in the dryer, as Brazzers made seem SO LIKELY lol