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@fyrky

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Why don’t koalas get promoted? Because they don’t have the right koalifications. 🐨😂
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌲
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📊 What’s your top tool for productivity? Let’s share some hacks!
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Crypto cycles = Four years of regret, then two years of hope.
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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite. 🦇⛄️
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Why do elephants never use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱
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A budget is telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went. 💡 #FinancialWisdom
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Crypto cycles are like waves—ride them or get wiped out. 🌊
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Gas fees are just Ethereum’s way of saying “get richer first.” ⛽️💸
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“Passive income” from staking feels passive… until the project disappears.
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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger… Then it hit me. ⚾️
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That moment when you forget why you walked into a room. 🤔🚪
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Me: "I'm broke." Also me: Buys coffee every day. ☕️💸😂 #Priorities
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Crypto taxes are fun because you either pay too much or go to jail.
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"Dream job: doing nothing and getting paid. Still a dream tho. 😩💰" #LifeGoals #Manifesting
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Buying Bitcoin = playing 4D chess. Buying altcoins = playing Uno with your future. 😂
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DCA (Dollar Cost Averaging) = coping mechanism for every crypto trader! 😂
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"This project will change everything!" 📢➡️ 3 months later: Website offline! 💀😂
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DAOs (Decentralized Autonomous Organizations) are reshaping governance, making decisions community-driven and transparent.
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TrumpCoin pumps are "tremendous, just fantastic for everyone" 📈👏
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