How can I mint this onchain so it's enforceable?

"if I ever own a minivan, kill me"

The only one I'd ever drive is the new VW electric bus.

enzo's dad 🇬🇷 in LA 🌴 eng @ fanatics.live ⚾️ alexloukissas.com

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the ultimate reviewer is me (love it 100%) and my kid: he loves it even more and his face lights up when he hears we're taking my car - wouldn't trade this for the world

he loves you, not the car

he would do the same with a minivan but you'd feel way more comfortable with two sliding doors

and a few buddies

and an ikea table

and groceries in the trunk

and people yielding to you in the street because you're big

oh no he loves the car: the sound, the vibration, the sounds, the acceleration. it is ok - we value different things!