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Day 117 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

**This one is in honor of @deployer releasing limit order preview on @bankr yesterday during the /farcaster /ethdenver party.

In a bull market fueled by degens and hopium, /matcha reigns as the “King of the DEX,” peddling market orders and gaslighting timelines from their Lambo-shaped yacht “The Limitless Copium.” 

But when YES2Crypto, a rogue anon with diamond hands and a vendetta against slippage, infiltrates their Telegram group, chaos erupts. 

“Sell me this shitcoin,” jeers /matcha, tossing a worthless NFT at their merch-loving sycophants. 

YES2Crypto counters: “They’re not delaying limit orders… they’re stealing your profits with market order fees!” 

Cue a memetic uprising, BASE chain subpoenas, and a final showdown at ETHDenver’s best /farcaster meetup ever, where YES2Crypto drops the purple mic: 

“I’M NOT LEAVING until you deploy… or my memes do."

rain 5117 $DEGEN

Day 118 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 
(continuing a @bankr theme)

In a frenzied bull run where everyone’s aping into “invincible” AMM pools, YES2Crypto discovers fatal flaw: /matcha liquidity is a house of cards built on market orders only.

“They’re over-leveraged on hopium,” he mumbles, meming alone in his dimly lit Farcaster feed.

But as he warns degens, /matcha execs laugh: “Limit orders on Base? Next you’ll say Bitcoin needs a white paper!”

Undeterred, YES2Crypto recruits sassy and hot crypto educator Margo Satoshi to explain from her bubble bath:

“Hi Farcaster! 👋 Let’s get soaking liquid. 💦 You know how /matcha says limit orders are ‘coming soon’? That’s like saying ‘ETH 2.0 is 6 months away… in 2016.’

Here’s the dirty secret…” She tosses a rubber duck labeled ‘profits’ into the tub.

“Without limit orders, Base’s liquidity is just… bubbles.”

(cue /gmfarcaster Live chat exploding with 🚨🧨🚀.)

rain 5118 $DEGEN

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I’d add a cracked smartphone on his desk displaying a fake /matcha ad: "Trade Smarter - Limit Orders: TBD, Powered by 99% Hopium."

The cracked screen hints at the fragility of their “house of cards,” making it a subtle but savage easter egg for anyone paying attention.